I met a strange girl in Dubuque

I met a strange girl in Dubuque
Whose antics induced me to puke
She showed me that she
Preferred veggies to me
By inserting a bumpy green cuke

Now, I’m not one to easily spook,
I said, ‘Baby, although you’re a kook,
You might find it a treat
To try out some meat;
What I have’s beyond any rebuke.’

‘My preference,’ she said, ‘is no fluke.
Even were you were a knight or a duke
With the sweetest of meat
You’d be hard pressed to beat
A zucchini or Big Brother Luke

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