How To Tell Where a Driver is From * One hand on wheel

How To Tell Where a Driver is From * One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago * One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly onaccelerator: Boston * One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick onaccelerator: California. With gun in lap: L.A. * Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy * One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle * One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternatingbetween both feet being on the accelerator and both on thebrake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas citymale * One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window,keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center ofthe road unless coming around a blind curve, in which casethey are on the left side of the road: Texas country male* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror toshow different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going betweenmousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going,both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome.38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glovecompartment: Texas female * Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rearwindow, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached toantenna: West Virginia * Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible abovewindow level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lanewith the left blinker on: Florida

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