“How did the accident happen?

“How did the accident happen?” asked the doctor.
“Well,” explained the patient, “I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us.”
“Fortunately, you’ve only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks,” the doctor said. “You’re a very lucky man.”
“You said it, doc,” the man replied. “A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull….”

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