Highway Patrol A fellow in his 40’s buys a new mercedes and decides

Highway Patrol A fellow in his 40’s buys a new mercedes and decides to testit out on the freeway. He is running about 80MPH with the topdown and the wind blowing through his hair. All of a suddenhe notices a highway patrol cruiser flashing his red lightsdirectly behind his car. In an instant, he decides that hisnew mercedes can easily outrun the patrol car so he jumpsthe speed up to 100, then 115 and finally 125. The patrolcar is right behind him and the guy finally realizes what hehas done and pulls over. The patrolman walks up to him andasks for his drivers license. He then looks at the driverand says “this is my ticket for my shift and I really hatewriting up a bunch of paperwork.” “If you can give me anexcuse I have never heard before” I will let you off. Thedriver thinks for a second and says:”officer, two weeks agomy wife left me for a cop. I thought you were the cop andtrying to give her back to me. The patrolman let him go….

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