have you seen my new watch

Bloke:
‘Hey, have you seen my new watch?’Girl:’Why what does it do?’Bloke:
‘It talks to me!’Girl: ‘OK, so what’s it telling younow?’Bloke:
‘It says you’re not wearing any knickers’Girl: ‘Well it doesn’t
workthen, because I am wearing knickers’Bloke: ‘Damn thing, must
be an hour fast’

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