HATPIN JOKE PREACHER SAYS TO HIS WIFE

HATPIN JOKE PREACHER SAYS TO HIS WIFE. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE THISFELLOW EVERY SUNDAY,BUT HE KEEPS FALLING TO SLEEP DURING MYSERMON. SO I WANT YOU TO SIT BEHIND HIM AND KEEP HIM AWAKE TODAY. SO THE WIFE TAKES ALONG A HAT PIN AND EVERYTIME THE MANSTARTS TO FALL ALSEEP SHE STICKS HIM WITH IT. THE PREACHER GETS UP AND BEGINS HIS SERMON.”FRIENDS, I ONLYHAVE 3 QUESTIONS TO ASK TODAY AND IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IWANT YOU SHOUT IT OUT!!!!!. FIRST QUESTION I WANT TO ASK IS.WHO IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR? THE MAN SHOUT OUT: JESUSCHRIST!!! PREACHER: YOUR RIGHT BROTHER AMEN,AMEN. NOW WHOCREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH: MAN: GOD—!!!! PREACHER:YOUR RIGHT AGAIN BROTHER!!! NOW WHAT DID EVE SAY TO ADAMAFTER THEY HAD THIER 44TH CHILD? THE MAN STANDS UP AND TURNSAROUND AND BLURTS OUT: IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORETIME, I’M GONNA BREAK IT OFF.

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