Getting What You Ask For
Goldie, a recent widow was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami. She was attempting to strike up a conversation with an elderly gentleman, who was one blanket down, reading a book.
‘Hello Sir,’ she interrupted, ‘how are you today?’
‘Fine, thank you,’ he responded and turned back to reading his book.
‘I love the beach, do you come here often?’
‘First time since my wife passed away last year’ he replied.
‘Do you live around here?’ she asked.
‘Yes,’ he answered returning to his book.
Goldie persisted…’Do you like pussycats?’
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped up off his blanket, onto hers, whipped off his and her bathing suits and gave her the ride of her life.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie asked the man, ‘How did you know that is what I wanted?’
He replied, ‘How did you know my name was Katz?