Fly and Manure There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when hehappened on a pile offresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hourssince his last meal,he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.Finally, he decided hehad eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten toomuch though, and couldnot get off the ground. As he looked around wondering whatto do now, hespotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbedto the top of thehandle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne,he would be able totake flight. Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like arock, splatteringwhen he hit the floor.Moral of the Story:Never fly off the handle when you’re full of shit.
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