Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes andsays “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the menthat dominated their women on earth and the other line forthe men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want allthe women to go with St Peter.” Said and done, the next time God looked the women are goneand there are two lines. The line of the men that weredominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the lineof men that dominated their women, there was only one man.God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed ofyourselves. I created you in my image and you were allwhipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons thatstood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them myson, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?” And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to standhere”

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