Ebonics X-mas An Ebonics X-mas The Night Befo’ Crizmus Wuz da night

Ebonics X-mas An Ebonics X-mas The Night Befo’ Crizmus Wuz da night befo Crizmus An all thru da hood Everybody be sleepin’ Dey was sleepin real good We hunged up our stockins An hoped like all heck Dat ‘ol Sanny Claws Gonna brang us our check All of da fambly Wuz layin in beds WhileThunderbird wine Danced thru dere heds I dun passed out on ze flo’ Right nex to my maw When I heared such a fuss I thunk – it mus be da law I looked out thru da bars What could I now do I wasspectin the sherrif With a warrent for sho’ And what did I see Made me say, “Lawd look at dat” Dere was a huge watahmelon Pulled by 8 big ass rats Now ober all da years Sanny Claws he be white Butit looks like us bros Get a black Sanny tonite Faster dan a po lice car My homeboy he came Hewhupped up on dem rats As he called dem be name On Leroy, On Roosevelt On Virvus, On Willie OnYolanda, On Crayola On Kiesha, and Nefrotilly An ‘ol Sanny landed dat watahmelon Out dere in dastreet I knowed it fo shu Da damnest ting I eber didseed Dat black Sanny didn’t go down no chimbly He picked dalock on my do’ An I sez to myeslf “Shit – He dis befo’ He had did big bag Full of prezents I speck WifAir Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my nek But he left no prezents Jus started stealin my shit Got my guns, got my crack Eben my burgler’s kit Wit my shit in his bag Out da windo he flew I showoulda chased him But he got my knife too He jumped on dat watahmelon Wit out a hitch He wuzgone in a second That son of a bitch So nex year I be hopin’ A white Sanny we git ‘Causea black Sanny Claws Jus ain’t worf a shit!

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