Downside to Happy Hour
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Youre doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won’t progress beyond the court.
You sincerely believe alcohol to be to elusive 5th food group.
Two hands and just one mouth – becoming a huge problem.
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor…
Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger! Screw dinner!
At AA meetings you begin with: “Hi, my name is …uh …”.
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. – hmm
Roseanne looks good.
That damn pink elephant followed you home again.