DON’T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN

DON’T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, ‘When I
get to heaven I will ask Jonah.’ The teacher asked,
‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him.’

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