Doggie-Style This couple had a regular but unspectacular sex life

Doggie-Style
This couple had a regular but unspectacular sex life.
Every so often during sex, the man would ask his wife, “just once, could we do it doggie-style?”
She always replied, “Never.”
Finally, when he was on his death bed, he asked her, “Why did you always refuse to do it doggie-style? What did you have against making love on your hands and knees?”
His wife looked mystified. “Hands and knees? I always thought you meant out in the yard!”

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