Dear Santa

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

Yer Frend,

BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I’m giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa

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