Dear Bill Clinton From the President’s e-mail box:

Dear Bill Clinton From the President’s e-mail box: ================================== Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with yourpredicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted inmy heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, mylust might have broken free and moved down my body. God blessyou in this time of trial. Jimmy Carter ———————- Dear Bill: OK,so I’ll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was ababe! Gary Hart ———————- My Dear Chap: This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, Ishould ask that charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through.Pop onto his show, admit that you made an ass of yourself andall will be forgiven. Hugh Grant ———————- Bill: They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motelwith drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so canyou! Mayor Marion Berry ———————- Dear Bill: Look at the bright side. At least you weren’t caught wearingMonica’s thong underwear. By the way, did you catch my sportsshow? I’m back on TV for the Fall. Marv Albert ———————- Dear Mr. President: You may have noticed that I’m not jumping on the impeachmentbandwagon. Let me assure you, you’re not the only one inWashington who thinks oral sex isn’t really sex. Warm personal regards, Newt —————————- Dear Bill: Hang in there, pal! By the way, Kathie Lee sends Hillary herregards and invites her to come on her show anytime. FrankGifford ————————— Dear Mr. President: Now I’m on the Supreme Court. I’m here for life! And there’snothing anyone can do about it! So there! Justice Clarence (Long Dong) Thomas ————————– Dear Former Worthy Opponent: Whoo, Boy! All I can say is, Bob Dole would never havegotten himself into this mess. Not Bob Dole! Not beforeViagra, anyway! Bob Dole ————————- Dear Mr. President: I think it’s terrible what they are doing to you, and I wantyou to know that if you need to get away from it all, you’rewelcome to bring Buddy and stay with me on my WonderlandRanch for as long as you want. I’ll move the Cub Scout Packto a tent on the lawn and you can have their room. Michael Jackson ————————– Dear Fellow Sinner: Jesus forgives you and so do I. Rev. Jimmy Swaggart ————————- Dear Bill: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Jim Bakker P.S. Jessica sends regards and wants to get together withyou sometime. ————————- Dear Bill: Next time (if there is a next time), won’t let them get youon tape. Big mistake!! With sympathy, Rob Lowe ————————- Dear Bill: If I survived being a tampon, you can survive the cigar bit.Things were grim for a while, but now it looks like I mightactually manage to marry my darling Camilla, and someday I’llbe King! Funny how life turns out. So keep a stiff upper lip!(And relax everything else, haha! And they say I don’t have asense of humor…) HRH Charles Windsor, Prince of Wales ———————— Dear Mr. President, We invite you to be the cover subject of our next issue. Editor, Cigar magazine

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