Crying in His Beer

Crying in His Beer (There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just lookingat his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next tohim, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it alldown. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come onman, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. Ijust can’t see a man crying.” “No, it’s not that. Today day is the worst of my life.First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, Ifound out it was stolen. The police, they said they could donothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cabdriver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wholewallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bedwith the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And whenI was thinking abo ut putting an end to my life, you show upand drink my poison …”

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