‘Cos it’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of

‘Cos it’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of
a library and go ‘Aaaaaaagghhhh!’ and everyone just stares at
you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins
in.————————- ‘Now, most dentist’s chairs go up
and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards.
I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr Vine,
get out of the filing cabinet.”————————————————————‘So
I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
‘Who’s speaking Please?’ And a voice said ‘You are.”————————————————
‘So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said ‘Is that the local
swimming baths?’ He said ‘It depends where you’re calling from.

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