Comprehending Engineers – Take One

Comprehending Engineers – Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, ‘Where did you get such a great bike?’

The second engineer replied, ‘Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes
and said, ‘Take what you want.’ The second engineer nodded approvingly,
‘Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.’

Comprehending Engineers – Take Two

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether
it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect
said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation
for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of
the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer

said, ‘I like both.’ ‘Both?’ enquired the architect.’Yeah. If
you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office
and get some work done.’

Comprehending Engineers – Take Three

What’s the difference between Engineers and Architects? Engineers
build weapons; Architects build targets.

Comprehending Engineers – Take Four

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.

Comprehending Engineers – Take Five

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