Clinton’s Clock

Clinton’s Clock (One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary isstruck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself atthe gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks “Can I getinto heaven now?” he says “Soon, I have some things to takecare of.” so St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at thescenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every oncein a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillaryasked “St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?” St Peterreplies “Each clock represents a man. Every time a mancommits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes. Hillaryasks “Where’s my husbands clock?” St. Peter replies “Oh,it’s in God’s office, he uses it for a fan.”

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