There was a young couple from Uganda Were fucking away on the veranda The juice of their fucks Fed forty two ducks Three geese and a fucking great gander.

There was once a girl name Nicole Her favorite thing to do was bowl She threw the ball It went right through the wall And it left a very big hole

There once was a baker named Fred Whose success never went to his head Instead of just looking He ate all his cooking So it went to his waistline instead

There once was the duchess of Devon Who was the dukes wife no. 7. Soon he preferred the scent Of the princess of Kent And sent No. 7 to heaven.

There once was a girl named Teddi, Whose hair was stuck together like spaghetti. It was covered with Cheese, All the way to her knees, So you had to part her legs with a … Continue Reading ››

There once was a cowboy named Boone, Who always hung out in a saloon, He sat on a thistle, And boy, did he whistle, And he sat, picking them out by the moon.

A hurricane by the name of Floyd Left millions of people annoyed as it blew up the coast Doing its very utmost To leave everything it touched, destroyed

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall When It comes to love Push turns to shove That's why Humpty ain't in the picture at all