A student pilot, flying o'er Spain,
Crashed landed atop a Spanish train.
When the inquiry board asked why,
He did reply,
'In Spain, a plane falls mainly on the train.'
Expensive red wine? Well, perhaps so.
But why not try 'vino collapso'?
It's cheeky and cheerful;
The price isn't fearful;
Though over-indulge and you'll … Continue Reading ››
There once was a guy named Dan
He thought that he was the man
He went to a dance
And peed in his pants
Now he hangs out by the fan
I once knew a man from leur,
He seemed to be very poor,
He won a great sum,
But fell on his bum,
And landed in a pile of manure.
There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's periods were rather unstable.
Every full moon
She took out a spoon And drank herself under the table.
There once was a boy named Norman
Who went to a fine school named Sherman
His teacher's name was Mrs. Baumann
Norman's wish was to be a fireman.
There once was a lad from Nantucket
Who didn't need that damn bucket
He went to his wife
So sweet and so nice
Oh, please honey will you sucket
There once was a clown in the circus
Who sought a fine true purpose
So he researched the New Age
He studied every page
But all he could find was a porpoise