There was a young couple from Uganda
Were fucking away on the veranda
The juice of their fucks
Fed forty two ducks
Three geese and a fucking great gander.
There was once a girl name Nicole
Her favorite thing to do was bowl
She threw the ball
It went right through the wall
And it left a very big hole
There once was a baker named Fred
Whose success never went to his head
Instead of just looking
He ate all his cooking
So it went to his waistline instead
There once was the duchess of Devon
Who was the dukes wife no. 7.
Soon he preferred the scent
Of the princess of Kent
And sent No. 7 to heaven.
There once was a girl named Teddi,
Whose hair was stuck together like spaghetti.
It was covered with Cheese,
All the way to her knees,
So you had to part her legs with a … Continue Reading ››
There once was a cowboy named Boone,
Who always hung out in a saloon,
He sat on a thistle,
And boy, did he whistle,
And he sat, picking them out by the moon.
A hurricane by the name of Floyd
Left millions of people annoyed
as it blew up the coast
Doing its very utmost
To leave everything it touched, destroyed
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
When It comes to love
Push turns to shove
That's why Humpty ain't in the picture at all