A student pilot, flying o'er Spain, Crashed landed atop a Spanish train. When the inquiry board asked why, He did reply, 'In Spain, a plane falls mainly on the train.'

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There once was a guy named Dan He thought that he was the man He went to a dance And peed in his pants Now he hangs out by the fan

I once knew a man from leur, He seemed to be very poor, He won a great sum, But fell on his bum, And landed in a pile of manure.

There was a young vampire called Mabel Who's periods were rather unstable. Every full moon She took out a spoon And drank herself under the table.

There once was a boy named Norman Who went to a fine school named Sherman His teacher's name was Mrs. Baumann Norman's wish was to be a fireman.

There once was a lad from Nantucket Who didn't need that damn bucket He went to his wife So sweet and so nice Oh, please honey will you sucket

There once was a clown in the circus Who sought a fine true purpose So he researched the New Age He studied every page But all he could find was a porpoise