There was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
The picture was fine
And the colour device
But the scent on the whole was a failure
there was a young woman named Pat,
who offered to do this or that,
when speaking of this,
she meant more than a kiss,
so imagine her meaning of that
There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing
There was a young vampire called mable
whose periods were particularly stable
by the light of the moon
with the aid of a spoon
she could drink herself under the table
There was a ship's Doctor called Bones,
Who'd answers to all of Kirk's groans.
'Have a bottle of brandy,
It might come in handy.'
And stop those unbearable moans
There lived an old man by the bay
Who wanted to find a good lay
He wooed a young lass
With a tight little ass
He just didn't know he'd have to pay
There once was a man from Juno,
He said, 'Sex, this i do know,
Women are fine,
sheep are divine,
but armadillos are numero uno
From the depths of the crypt of StGiles
came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar 'Good gracious!
Has Father Ignatious
forgotten the Bishop has piles
There was a boy, did not fly
because he was very shy
so he went all the way home
to go listen to 'BONE'
and eat a piece of pie
There was a fat cat on a mat
Who liked to chase mice named pat.
He chased them around
And fell on the ground
And smashed them until they were flat!