There once was a girl named Sheila
Her friends always called her Beila
She went to kurby
And found a furby
She named the furby Meila
There was a young man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up some shit in a parcel,
He sent it to Spain,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grand mothers arse hole
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There once was a kid named Snail
Who put on his chair a nail.
His mother sat down
And it pierced through her gown
And you should have heard her wail.
There once was a pig in New York.
The butcher said what good pork.
His knife went slish slash,
Cut open a gash,
Now the butcher he needs just a fork.
There once was a lady from Exeter
and the men in the street craned their necks at her
One day to be rude,
she reclined in the nude
while her parrot, a pervert, took … Continue Reading ››
While singing a song in the snow
I remembered a time long ago
when stories of old
were told in the cold
and the list'ners would freeze just to know
There once was a perv named Steve,
Who liked to play with branches and leaves.
He shoved up his rectal,
A twig-like projectile,
But instead of getting hard he was peeved
An alluring but cranky au pair
Was arrested for lethal child care...
The kid was a pain
So she opened his vein,
But swears that he tripped on a stair
There once was a demon named Bob
Who was contented to plunder and rob
He shot out lost souls
Through tiny nose holes
For that was his long-lasting job.
If feet are a problem, chiropody
Won't do the job like the property
In coltsfoot; good gracious,
'T will soon make you … Continue Reading ››