There once was a comic named Pee Wee
Whose member had the shape of a kiwi
He learned that day
when the cops took him away
That his kiwi could do more than wee-wee
Expensive red wine? Well, perhaps so.
But why not try 'vino collapso'?
It's cheeky and cheerful;
The price isn't fearful;
Though over-indulge and you'll … Continue Reading ››
A Lorimar director named Dwight
Filmed the relativity of Bright
'But filming won't work,'
He said with a smirk.
'The frames un-photo in flight.'
There once was a cook from New York,
Who said you should always stew pork,
He said he once tried,
To eat some fried,
And claims he would rather chew cork.
old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave a bone of her own
There once was a girl from Vancouver
Whose mouth had the strength of a Hoover;
When she turned it on high,
A week would pass by,
Before anyone could remove her
A tuna sat next to his brother,
Their Dad looked from one to the other,
'boys' he said 'listen,
two things smell like fish'n
both of those things are your mother
There was a woman who lived in a shoe
She had no kids she had nothing to do
She went to find kids to buy
But instead found a guy
And they hopped away … Continue Reading ››
There once was a guy who sailed
On the Titanic and fell
He fell on a peg
And broke his leftleg
and no longer could ring the bell.
There once was a girl named Andy
She drank lots of brandy
she got drunk
and smelled like a skunk
And Andy never again touched brandy