Oh woe is me tax time is here,
Deductions are not great I fear,
Receipts are few,
Could be like you,
When this things done I'll need a beer.
Now digging the garden's a chore,
And my hands are all blistered and sore.
But it has to be done
Or the weeds … Continue Reading ››
There lived an old man by the bay
Who wanted to find a good lay
He wooed a young lass
With a tight little ass
He just didn't know he'd have to pay
There once was a girl called Crissy
Who had a very unusual pussy.
You could be eager to please
But it would just make you sneeze
Cuz it wasn't really a pussy, it was … Continue Reading ››
'Ah Vicar. We've lined up some men.
Take a really good look at them; then
Will you tell us in time
Who committed … Continue Reading ››
There once was a man named Doug
Who had an abroller on his rug
On it he was wacking
Goin to town just jacking
Trying to fill up his drinking mug
A horny young sailor named Clark
picked up a slut in a park.
She was ugly and crude
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a spell in the dark
There once was a woman named Alice
Who pissed in the archbishop's chalice
She later decreed
That she did it from need,
And not out of protestant malice.
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill
There was a young woman from Wild
Who kept herself quite undefiled
By thinking of Jesus,
And the bother of having a child