There was a young woman from Wheeling
Who I found too be, quite appealing
So I took her home, only to find
This poor girl was out of her mind
She loved too have … Continue Reading ››
An old woman from Cincinnati
Who just a little bit batty
Ate a used hockey puck
And then died--rotten luck.
She thought t'was a hamburger patty!
There once was a guy called Reg
who fucked a girl in a hedge
then along came his wife
with a big carving knife
and cut off his meat and two veg
There once was a guy named Dane,
Who liked to sing in the rain.
He made fun of an old man,
Who's name was Dan,
But then he got beat with a cane
The surgery's done, now it's time for some fun,
Even though they are still kind of smartin',
Now the saline's in place,
And with a smile on her face,
They resemble that of Dolly … Continue Reading ››
Two queers who lived in Calais
ran into each other one day
they stood nose to nose
then exchanged blows
and happily went on their way
There once was a man named Dina
Who was in search of the perfect vagina
Everyday he would hunt
For this flawless cunt
I'm flattered, because it was mine-a
There once was a peon name Leon
Who had a face you could pee on.
When Leon said 'Si,si,'
We all went wee wee
On the face of that peon name Leon
There is this girl we all know.
Who's more beautiful than fresh fallen snow.
She's loving and kind,
much better than fine.
She's one in a trillion or so.
Now there's this lad named Dave.
Who … Continue Reading ››
There once was a girl named Tristan
Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in
She said 'I don't think,'
As she spit out her drink,
'On the menu that this one was … Continue Reading ››