There was a congressman named Sonny
his last great act wasn't funny
with his legs bent at his knees
he slammed into a tree
from his death Cher is still making money
Some limerics are grand.
Some limerics are bland.
The ones I've read here
are good to the ear.
so let's all give 'em a hand.
There once was the duchess of Devon
Who was the dukes wife no. 7.
Soon he preferred the scent
Of the princess of Kent
And sent No. 7 to heaven.
Chuck Gets A Job
'But surely young Chuck's unemployable.'
'Yes; but he's thick and annoyable;
Quite a good laugh
For the rest of your … Continue Reading ››
Before they were finally blessed
Young Eva said, 'Wait, here's a test.
Before I agree
To be wedded to thee
Will you strip to … Continue Reading ››
There once was a toad in the road,
the toad in the road's name was cload,
then along came a car,
and spread him afar,
and now cload is part of the road.
There once was a gambling gent,
who found this apartment to rent
He reached for his dough,
But had nothing to show
The money he needed was spent.
My name is Danielle Bissonette
And I hope that you don't soon forget
For if you're mistaken
Your butt will be achin'
And that aint a hollow threat
Said the Brakeman, 'Your couplings' too loose!'
To the Hangman, adjusting the noose
Said the Hangman, 'Don't fret!
The last jerk that you get
They'll applaud even in the caboose
There was a young man of Ghent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.