On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go … Continue Reading ››
To her beau, said the willing young lass,
'There's only one thing that I ask:
When I am bent over
and you're in me like Rover,
please don't set your drink on my ass
There once was a fireman named Gary,
Whose hose was nice and big, OH VERY!
His wife, she would pray
That his hose he would spray,
'Cuz that would make her merry
There once was a girl from Seattle
Whose hobby was sucking off cattle
A bull from the south
Left a wad in her mouth
That made her ovaries rattle
There was a ship called the 'Titanic'
It sank far below the Atlantic
It hit a block of ice
And it wasn't very nice
And it sent people into a panic
I sat by the Dutches at tea
and she asked, 'Do you fart when you pee?'
I said with some wit,
'Don you belch when you shit?
And felt it was one up for … Continue Reading ››
A student pilot, flying o'er Spain,
Crashed landed atop a Spanish train.
When the inquiry board asked why,
He did reply,
'In Spain, a plane falls mainly on the train.'
There was a young fella named Bubb,
Who played with himself in the tub.
Massaging his balls,
He shot on the walls
While farting out rub-ah-dub-dub
I went to the doctor who said,
'You look awful - now lie on this bed.'
Then he gave me a check-up
From … Continue Reading ››
A kinky young girl from Bellshill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil