I went to the doctor who said,
'You look awful - now lie on this bed.'
Then he gave me a check-up
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Writing a limererick's easy,
Demands the imbecile greasy,
Said I, 'Meter and verse
Aren't a terrible curse,
The trick is to make it sound cheesy.'
A flatulent lady named Marta
was widely renowned as a Farter
On the strength of one bean
she'd fart 'God Save The Queen'
And Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata
There was a young boy called Tom,
Who swallowed a Nuclear Bomb,
The Doc said cough,
The bomb went off,
And that was the end of poor Tom.
I once knew a man from leur,
He seemed to be very poor,
He won a great sum,
But fell on his bum,
And landed in a pile of manure.
On a farm lived a talking llama
Who had to be killed by the farma.
He kept down his dread
('til they lopped off his head)
By singing John Lennon's 'Instant Kharma'.
One day while combing my hair
I looked at my shoulder with a stare
What could it be?
Dandruff I see
I must get some brand new hair care.
There once was a versatile whore
as expert behind as before
For a buck you could view her
for to you could do her
as she stood on her head on the floor
There was a young man from Melbourne
Who was hit over the head with a wombat
When asked did it hurt
He said ,' No not a bit
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old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave a bone of her own