There once was a guy named Kyle,
Who always loved to smile.
He went to the fair,
Tripped over a bear,
Now there's a lawsuit file.
One evening with forethought and malice
A horny gal travelled to Dallas
She liked to play cowboy
Saying, 'hey, you be my boy
Just bring on the whips and your phallus
Try our Rubber Friend (air-inflatable),
Perrenially young (quite insatiable).
Our satisfied clients,
From mere midgets to giants,
Say she's incredicly sexy and mateable
Uhura was very annoyed,
At the line she could hardly avoid:
'Oh Captain I'm frightened,
My earpiece has tightened,
So now my sang-froid is destroyed
A time long ago in China
There was a man who couldn't be fine-a
He loved sex since he was ten
But it was always with men
Yet he really wanted vagina
I once had a split personality
and fought with myself for equality.
Of these battles I tired,
so a shrink I then hired.
We still fight, but it's quite analytically.
I met a lady from Maine,
Who seemed to be insane
She tripped on her shoe,
And fell into some poo
Now she's insane with a stain.
I really do hate Brittney Spears
I want want to kill her with a John Deer
She rips off her clothes
Why??? Nobody knows
A stripper should be her career
There once was a man named Sweeney
Who's body parts were kinda teenie
Except when he peed
He smiled with glee
At the size of his rather large weeney
I talked to an onion this week,
But she cried when she started to speak;
For she said she'd been left
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