I invited an old whore to tea,
And as we were discussing her fee
She gave me a shock,
when she pulled out her cock,
And announced she would fuck me for free.
There once was a girl in the loo
Afraid of her love anew...
So she packed up her books
Birds, fish and good looks
And moved away to Long Sault.
There once was a man named Clegm
Who had a great deal of phlegm.
Ahegm, ahegm, ahegm.
On the Dark side there was a Darth Vader.
Who said, 'Luke, I am your father, your creator.'
One more secret's this.
Princess Laya's your sis.
Luke thought, 'Damn, and I wanted to lay … Continue Reading ››
there was a boy at our school
who thought he was teribly cool
he wore fancy jeans
Strode around with teens
But ended up playing the fool
There was a young lassie from Morton
Who had one long tit and one short 'en
On top of all that
A great hairy twat
And a fart like a six fifty Norton
I knew a man from Bangladesh
Who liked his females clothed in mesh
Any color or shape,
Just so he could gape
At the supple feminine flesh
There was an old lady from Kalamazoo
didn't know what she wanted to do
So she paid a large fee
got her degree
And today, she can finally, tie her own shoe
There once was a boy named John
Who owned a fifty-dollar bond
He felt so lucky
He bought a BIG rubber ducky
And now his money is all gone
There was a man from Capri
Who tried to piss over a tree
The tree was too high
And it fell in his eye
And now the poor bugger can't see