Once on the lake at Dubuque
A girl took a sail with a duque.
He remarked,'I am sure
You are honest and pure.'
And then leaned far over to puque!
There was once a man named McNair
who tried to intercourse with a bear
that nasty ole brute
took a swipe at his root
and left McNair with one ball and a hair
I shivered and started to pine
When handed a glass of turpentine
And said, 'Sorry, daddy-o,
This goes on the patio,
And does not taste at all like red wine.'
There once was a dragon so fair
he could not even pull off a scare.
Although he tried
his ugliness died
and now he cannot scare a hare!
When her daughter got married in Bicester,
Her mother remarked as she kissed her,
'That fellow you've won,
Is sure to be fun,
Since tea he's fucked me and your sister
There was a skater named Arlo
He had a brother named Carlo
He listened to ska
Did not like his pa
That was the story of Arlo
A juggling cat named Pierre
Liked to walk with his tail in the air.
When the girl cats passed by
They said, 'My, oh my--
What a nice set of balls you have there
A religious man drowned in a puddle of semen
His dick was possessed by a horrible demon
He'd shoot acid cum
On all the crumb bums
When people saw this they'd run screamin
A felon called Frankie Magellen,
Tried to rob a Seven-Eleven.
But turning to run,
He triped on his gun,
And entered himself into Heaven.
'I'm fit as a fiddle', said Pat
'Now I've lost 50 kilos of fat.'
'So I see', I said spreading
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