Said the Brakeman, 'Your couplings' too loose!'
To the Hangman, adjusting the noose
Said the Hangman, 'Don't fret!
The last jerk that you get
They'll applaud even in the caboose
While visiting close friends, a gnat,
decided to sleep in a hat.
but an elderly guest
decided to rest,
now the gnat and the hat are quite flat
There once was a fellow named Mark
who spread a girls legs in the dark
He said 'Now by thunder
its a natural wonder
I declare this a National Park
A certain young sheik I'm not naming'
Asked a flapper he thought he was tamin':
'Have you younr maidenhead?'
'Don't be silly!' she said,
'But I still have the box that it came in
There was an old lady from Kent
To the football game she went
As she sat on the goal
and opened her hole
Guess where the football went
Half a century plus is the span
Since the Bomb was laid on Japan;
Though only just nine
I remember just fine
When the nuclear shit hit the fan
There was a young vampire called mable
whose periods were particularly stable
by the light of the moon
with the aid of a spoon
she could drink herself under the table
there once was a guy who ate shrooms
He took them and ate them in rooms
one day he dropped one
then put it on a bun
now when he farts, flowers bloom
The cheese-monger's daughter was fair
Although he and his wife had black hair.
Was she his or the baker's,
The butcher's or … Continue Reading ››
Let's hear it for those who still smoke!
(Tobacco or merely a toke)
Every puff that you blow
Just goes out to show
How much smarter us non-smoking folk