Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Customer Needs Assistance I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sportinggoods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes requiredto make store-wide pages, e.g.,"I have a customer … Continue Reading ››
Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..." "I know, I know," … Continue Reading ››
Clinton's Clock (One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary isstruck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself atthe gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and … Continue Reading ››
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is the world's most talented … Continue Reading ››
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. 'How do they feel?' asks the sales clerk.
'Well they feel a bit tight,' replies the … Continue Reading ››
What'd ya Say? A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife'shearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor … Continue Reading ››
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The … Continue Reading ››