A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him.
"How bad is it?" the doctor asks.
"I have no idea,"the husband says.
"Well, … Continue Reading ››
'Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.'
- Rev. Jesse Jackson
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they … Continue Reading ››
America Online, this is Sue speaking.
Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.
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Well, some of my … Continue Reading ››
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal; only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back … Continue Reading ››
This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit. 'I've got grounds, all right,' … Continue Reading ››
Two older, suburban, homosexual gentlemen had been living together for a couple of years, and were getting quite bored with their lives. They were looking at little knickknacks at a … Continue Reading ››
An operation at Nottingham hospital
in January 1989 ended prematurely when the patient exploded. The
casualty, an 82-year-old woman, was undergoing electrosurgery
for cancer. The blast was attributed to an … Continue Reading ››