Sir Lancelot There once was a kinght called Sir Lancelot, Whom thepeople all looked at askance a lot. For whenever he'd pass, A delectible lass, The front of his pants … Continue Reading ››
An old man turned 96 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was … Continue Reading ››
Your Momma Is So Ugly - T-Bone Your momma is so ugly . . . Her parents had to tie a T-bone steak around her neck to getthe dog to … Continue Reading ››
In Virginia a helicopter was cruising fast at tree top level when the engine quit, too low to auto-rotate, the helicopter plunged into a small lake where three boys happened … Continue Reading ››
An operation at Nottingham hospital
in January 1989 ended prematurely when the patient exploded. The
casualty, an 82-year-old woman, was undergoing electrosurgery
for cancer. The blast was attributed to an … Continue Reading ››
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says,"Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts." … Continue Reading ››
Musical Humor (The Philadelphia Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
In the piece, there's a long passage -- about 20 minutes --during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather … Continue Reading ››
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of … Continue Reading ››