A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they've just finished having sex. 'Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just had?' he asks. 'Yes, of … Continue Reading ››
A young boy of four was going into the hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for awhile. I have to have surgery." On … Continue Reading ››
When Technology Meets Biology
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he … Continue Reading ››
Pizza Slices A blond ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her how manypieces she wanted it sliced into, six or twelve? "Six", shesaid, "I could never eat twelve".
Cos it's strange, isn't it.
You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh'
and everyone just stares at you.
But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone … Continue Reading ››
Love is grand...Divorce is a hundred grand.
I am in shape ...Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer, .....but it is a lousy beautician.
Conscience is what hurts when everything … Continue Reading ››
Training Iraqi Pilots Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqifighter pilots? A. You only have to teach them to take off.
A travelling salesman is in Sydney, Australia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.
"Son, is your mother home?" The little boy … Continue Reading ››