On their third night after the wedding, the two blissful newlyweds shut off the lights and crawl under the covers. Turning amorously towards his bride, he … Continue Reading ››
An Iranian hunter was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter … Continue Reading ››
Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever … Continue Reading ››
DO YOU TELL WHICH WAY ROUND A WORM IS?A:PUT IT IN A BOWL OF FLOUR
AND WAIT FOR IT TO FART.
Your Momma is So Fat - Driveway Your momma is so fat... She irons her clothes on thedriveway.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
WOULD ELVIS PRESLEY BE DOING IF HE WAS ALIVE TODAY ?KNOCKING ON
THE INSIDE OF HIS COFFIN
John, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in a while?' whined Mari. 'Huh?' John responded.'Look around you!' she yells as she points around the room. … Continue Reading ››
A Mime in the Zoo One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, assoon as he starts … Continue Reading ››
I Bet A little old lady entered the main branch of a largedowntown bank with a large grocery bag in her arms. She toldthe teller that she wanted to open … Continue Reading ››