Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out the knickers!!
Two sons were left a large piece of property by their father. For months they fought over how the land should be divided. Finally, they brought … Continue Reading ››
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair Balls
Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy … Continue Reading ››
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost … Continue Reading ››
What's a girl to do !
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men … Continue Reading ››
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he doesn't succeed. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him … Continue Reading ››
'Year 2000 announcement'
A great new software announcement!!! This memo is to announcethe
development of a new software system.
We are currently building a data center that will contain all … Continue Reading ››
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH
NO ARMS OR LEGS WHO CAN PLAY THE PIANO?CLEVER DICK!
Your Momma is So Dumb - Cordless Phone (Yo' Mommma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.