As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's farm . She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her … Continue Reading ››
MasterCard Wedding - Priceless!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. … Continue Reading ››
I've bean gettin e-mail witch is sub standard english So here
are someguide lions (for blind gazelle).
How to write good
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not … Continue Reading ››
Three pregnant women are sitting around talking. There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The redhead says she was on bottom during sex, so she's going to have a … Continue Reading ››
'The Ultimate Revenge'
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down … Continue Reading ››
'What to Do with Hotel Soap'
The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guest. The hotel ended up submitting the letters … Continue Reading ››
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour.
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. … Continue Reading ››
Bill Gates is laying at the beach and reads the news paper. Suddenly he discovers a bottle in the sea. He takes it and opens it.
A ghost appears and says: … Continue Reading ››
Acceptance upon Rejection
Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to … Continue Reading ››
The ballad of Y2K
(sing to the tune of "Gilligan's Island")
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of the doom that is our fate.
That started when … Continue Reading ››