HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and
an Argentinian were walkingalong the beach when they found a lamp.
Upon rubbing it vigorously a genie appearedwho offered them one
wish each, in return … Continue Reading ››
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light.
The 4 stages of life...
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Think of a number.
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
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If Santa answered his mail honestly...
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering about the existence of Dog?
A man goes to the doctors.
The Doctor checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow … Continue Reading ››
Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.