How To Satisfy
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humour, placate, stimulate, … Continue Reading ››
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Nixon: Watergate. Clinton: Water Bed.
Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War. Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore.
Nixon: Carpet bombing. Clinton: Carpet burning.
Nixon: His Vice President was … Continue Reading ››
Knock, knock Who's there?
Tarzan Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.
were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from
New York,another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the
end of the tour, the … Continue Reading ››
The Cowboy Once there was a cowboy who had lived on a ranch in thesouthwest all his life. One day he finally gained enoughmoney to go to New York City. … Continue Reading ››
When Do You Stop Believing in Santa Claus Q: When do you stop believing in Santa Claus?A: When you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic Bed & Breakfast in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get … Continue Reading ››
Quotes from 11 Year-Olds Science Exams
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." *
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer … Continue Reading ››
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. Prawns were constantly … Continue Reading ››