Pick-Up Line - Same Reason Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the samereason. Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
3. You get to … Continue Reading ››
What Part of Your Body Goes to Heaven First? One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked theclass "What part of your body do you think goes up … Continue Reading ››
Senior Year You might be a red neck if you refer to the 5th grade as "mysenior year."
Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get … Continue Reading ››
How to keep a healthy level of insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they … Continue Reading ››
An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring all that the 'accidents' that evolution had created. 'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!', he said to himself. As … Continue Reading ››
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds
and the bees. 'I don't want to know!' Little Johnny said, exploding
and bursting into tears.Confused, his father asked … Continue Reading ››
Two pals Tommy Tuna and Jimmy Ahole are in a bar discussing their sex lives. Tommy Tuna says to the Jimmy Ahole, 'How's your sex life, buddy?' Jimmy Ahole answers, … Continue Reading ››
The Catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation. 'Brothers, sisters,' he said solemnly, 'it has … Continue Reading ››