Actual Bumper Stickers
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you … Continue Reading ››
An Israeli doctor said 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work … Continue Reading ››
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from … Continue Reading ››
A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother were upstairs in their
bedroom. The 7 year old was explaining that it was high time that
the two of them … Continue Reading ››
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring … Continue Reading ››
Why ruin a good story with the truth?
'I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love,' the husband told the counselor. 'Has she started to neglect you?' 'Not at all,' the dejected man replied. 'She meets me at … Continue Reading ››
Three Australians were in a bar and spotted a South African. So, one of the Australians walked over to the South African, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, 'Hey, … Continue Reading ››
Number of The Beast
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI … Continue Reading ››