Rosary and Two Martinis A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods ofAlaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay thepriest a visit … Continue Reading ››
Got Milk? A man walks into a T-Shirt store and on the walls therewhere three t-shirts on display for sale. The first row had the picture of Richard Nixon with … Continue Reading ››
An extremely red-faced man stormed into the tiny shop on the corner of Lingot and Main. Pushing his way past the assorted browsers, he bore down on … Continue Reading ››
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice: 'I went home every afternoon for two … Continue Reading ››
A Woman's Revenge "Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after foldingitems the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled forher wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for … Continue Reading ››
A guy has a horny parrot.
Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm.
He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps … Continue Reading ››
Think about this:
1. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
2. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
3. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of … Continue Reading ››
Is Your Computer Male or Female
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female.(e.g steady as she goes or she's listing to starboard, Captain). … Continue Reading ››
Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgem cars anyway, so it may as … Continue Reading ››
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and
your mother just lost her … Continue Reading ››