Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry … Continue Reading ››
You're Not in Texas Anymore... A cattleman from Texas died & went on to the great beyond.As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrainwas bare with no … Continue Reading ››
Rules Men Wish Women Knew
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put … Continue Reading ››
Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what … Continue Reading ››
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company. 'Honey, if I lie, … Continue Reading ››
WHAT DO YOU GET WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT MONICA LEWINSKI AND COLORADOSENATOR BEN NIGHTHORSE CAMPBELL IN A CAR TOGETHER ? A BLOWNINJUN
The Private Eye - Van der Merwe
(With that low monotonous Detective voice)
I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from … Continue Reading ››
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, … Continue Reading ››
An Essex girl went down to the social services to get her family allowance. The office worker asked her, 'How many children do you have?'
'Ten,' she replied.
'What are … Continue Reading ››
Blonde vs. Brick Q: What is the differnce between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you aroundwhining.