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What do you call blondes in a freezer?
Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began?
Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. … Continue Reading ››
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, … Continue Reading ››
How do you piss off a female archeologist?? Give her a used
tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
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Don't Forget to read the "Fine Print"
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A call to heaven. (Once the Indian prime minister Mr.Rajiv Gandhi wanted tovisit Ethiopia and he was successful in implementing his planand he flew to that country,there he was very … Continue Reading ››