Today, the world has been stunned by the news of the death of the Energiser Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 … Continue Reading ››
A recent suicide was found as follows: 34 yr. old white male found in the basement of his home died of suffocation. He was approximately 6' 2" and … Continue Reading ››
Pick-Up Line - Satisfy Your Fantasy Man : I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. Woman: You mean you've got both a donkey and a great dane?
Fred received a parrot for his birthday.
This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive.
Those that weren't expletives were, to say … Continue Reading ››
Monica's Book Title By now, you know that Monica Lewinsky is set to make somebig bucks writing a tell-all book. Here are some possibletitles: I Suck At My Job What … Continue Reading ››
The Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! … Continue Reading ››
A Different Version Of Russian Roulette
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, … Continue Reading ››
Santa's FAA Inspection
An FAA inspector goes to check out Santa. They meet, and Santa shows him the fully loaded sleigh.
The inspector checks out the equipment, the load balance, … Continue Reading ››
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I … Continue Reading ››
MAN DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va.
A 39-year-old Charlottesville Man died Thursday in a freak accident involving his washing machine.
According to police reports, Samuel Randolph … Continue Reading ››