Name That Duck A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducksand decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped thehunter, flashed his badge and said, … Continue Reading ››
Little girl is walking down the street with her mum and they see two dogs copulating on the sidewalk. The little girl turns to her mother and says? 'Mummy, what … Continue Reading ››
An old woman in the West Virginia hills received a letter from her grandniece, who'd gone off to the big city to seek her fortune. Puzzled by the writing and … Continue Reading ››
Wedding Night Pranks
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the … Continue Reading ››
A man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer".
He looks … Continue Reading ››
A jury commissioner received a reply in response to a jury summons.
It said: I would be most happy to serve, but first you will have to make … Continue Reading ››
AUSTIN POWER'S PICK UP LINES
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want … Continue Reading ››
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, 'I don't know what you're talking about.' The attorney interprets to the … Continue Reading ››
Cinderella and Peter Once upon a time there was a young girl named Cinderella. Itwas her one and only chance to go to the glamourous ball, butshe was distraught - … Continue Reading ››
Top Ten Most Frequently Removed Tattoos
10. Too Drunk To Feel This
9. Ask Me About Amway
8. Jane Doe