Can’t Get My Doggies Apart It was around 11:00 PM on a stormy night

Can’t Get My Doggies Apart It was around 11:00 PM on a stormy night when Dr. Edberg,the local vet, got a phone call. Answering the phone, he found a panicky old lady at theother end who shrieked, “Doc, I can’t get my two doggiesapart. They’ve gone crazy. One is trying to get on top ofthe other. What do I do?” “Try hitting them with a stick,” the good doctor replied.”But, I did that, they just carried on,” the old womancried. “Well, why don’t you pour some cold water on ’em. Thatshould surely cool them,” the Doctor tried again. “I tried that too, they simply shuffled away under the bedand carried on. Please, doc, tell me what to do!” the womanwailed. “Well (sigh!), put the phone down and take it to them. I’llcall them up and we’ll see if that separates them,” the vetsuggested. “Do you think that’ll work?” the woman asked, obviouslyperplexed. “Well, it sure did in my case,” the vet replied.

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