Beauty is more than skin deep at the Miss Vagina contest. I wonder
what the feminists would make of this? [well you might: bet the
feminists were pretty thin on the ground in that audience]:
Amsterdam this week was the venue for the inaugural Miss Vagina
contest where hopeful young women from all around the world dropped
their pants to try and win the coveted title of, er, ‘ Miss Vagina
This was not just a passive line-up of pudenda, however – contestants
were also judged on their ‘special’ talents.
Miss Mexico was a hot favourite when she opened a beer bottle
with her bits – one spectator in Amsterdam’s Bronco Burlesque
Barn fainted at the sight of it.
But then she was upstaged by Miss India who played the flute
and then pulled not one, not two, but THREE live snakes out of
her tunnel of love.
However the crown and $1,500 top prize eventually went to Miss
Denmark. Her act? Well not only could she accommodate five ping
pong balls numbered 1 to 5 down below, but she could also produce
– with no hands – any particular numbered ball on request.
Now there’s something that could spice up the National Lotteryshow…
Just goes to show that quality live entertainment is not dead!