Ashes to Ashes

Ashes to Ashes
Three gay men died and were going to be cremated. Theirlovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same timeand were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.The first man said, “My partner loved to fly, so I’m going upin a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.” The second man said, “My partner was a good fisherman, soI’m going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.” The third gay man said, “My partner was such a good lover, Ithink I’m going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so hecan tear my ass up just one more time.”

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