An Athlete’s Dreams Big Jock met a gorgeous blonde at a bar one night. Well, asalways, he performed as well as one would expect of anathlete in his condition. After it was all said and done, the blonde whose name wasJeannie said, “I am truly a Genie and you have satisfied melike no other. And for that I would like to grant you threeof your greatest dreams”. Big Jock couldn’t believe his luck. He then said, “Well formy first wish, I would like to become the most famousquarterback in history. For my second wish, I’d like to bethe most famous goalie in history. And for my final wish, Iwould like to be history’s most famous pitcher.” Jeannie then said, “Well that’s quite an order but I can doit. It’ll take me a year or so, but all your wishes will cometrue.” In January, Big Jock was the first quarterback to throweleven consecutive touchdown passes, leading his team to thebiggest score and Super Bowl win in history. In May, Jock was the first goalie to post fifteenconsecutive shut-outs on his team’s way to winning theStanley Cup. The following October, his third wish came true. Jock foundhimself turned into the Mona Lisa.
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