Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve (ADAM AND EVE WERE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, AND EVE HAD NOTBEEN THERE LONG AND ADAM WAS TRYING TO GET A GRASP ON THEFEMALE THING, SO HE ASKED GOD IF THEY COULD TALK. GODREPLIED, SURE YOUR MY SON AND I LOVE YOU YOU CAN ASK MEANYTHING.SO ADAM ASKED, GOD YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE BEAUTIFULFLOWERS AND THE SUNSET….BUT I LOOK AT EVE AND SHE IS SOBEAUTIFUL IT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY.. WHY GOD, DID YOU MAKE HERSO BEAUTIFUL? GOD REPLIED, MY SON THAT IS EASY, I MADE HERTHAT WAY SO YOU WOULD LOVE HER, ADAM REPLIED WELL, IT WORKEDBUT I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION.. I TOUCH THE COOL WATER AND RUBTHE FURRY ANIMALS AND THE FEEL SO GOOD TO ME BUT I TOUCH EVEAND IT IS SO WONDERFUL MY HEART ALMOST STOPS.. GOD, WHY DIDYOU MAKE HER THAT WAY? GOD REPLIED WELL ADAM THATS EASY IMADE HER THAT WAY SO YOU’D LOVE HER.. WELL ADAM REPLIED, ITWORKED, I DO, BUT GOD I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION AND I DON’TMEAN TO QUESTION YOUR WISDOM OR ANYTHING, BUT GOD SHE’SSTUPID, WHY DID YOU MAKE HER STUPID? GOD REPLIED MY SON THATSEASY I MADE HER THAT WAY SO SHE WOULD LOVE YOU!!!

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