A young man and woman meet in a night club and decide to go
back to his place for a ‘little bit of loving’.
As they’re getting undressed, the young man removes his gloves
and the young womans eyes open wide with suprise.
‘What huge thumbs you’ve got’ she says
‘I know’ he replies ‘when I was younger I suffered from thumbosis’
‘Don’t you mean thrombosis?’
‘No no’ he replies ‘I suffered from thumbosis’
The man then proceeds to take off his shoes and socks revealing
an enormous pair of big toes.
‘My god’ she says ‘your toes are enormous’
Well when I was younger I suffered from toesillitis’
Don’t you mean tonsillitis?’
‘No’ he replies ‘I suffered from toesillitis’
He continues to undress and eventually removes his trousers
‘What huge knees you’ve got’ she gasps
‘I know, when I was a little lad I suffered from kneesles’
‘Don’t you mean measles’
‘No no, I suffered from kneesles’
With that and with a flourish, he whips off his underpants.
The young woman sighs. ‘I see you’ve nevered suffered with dicktheria