A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night

A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven soon afterward, the guy told St. Peter, ‘My fiancTe and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?’ St. Peter said, ‘I’ll tell you what–wait five years and if you still want to get married, come back and we will talk about it again.’ Five years pass and the couple still wanted to get married. They repeated their request to St. Peter, who told them, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s a problem. You’ll have to wait another five years.’
After another five years go by, they ask St. Peter again. This time he answers, ‘Yes, you may marry now. Thanks for your patience.’ The couple got married. However, they soon found that they were not compatible. Going to see St. Peter, they asked if their was such a thing as divorce in heaven.
St. Peter gave them a thousand-yard stare, and finally muttered, ‘Look, it took us ten years to find a minister up here. Do you have any idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?’

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