A woman is like a teabag – only in hot water do you realize how

A woman is like a teabag – only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

Don’t mark the spot where you bury the hatchet.

Buy land – they’ve stopped making it. – Mark Twain

They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?

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