A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in
the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a
gift. ‘No, thanks,’ says the plant manager. ‘I tried smoking
a cigar once and I didn’t like it.’ The sales rep shows his display
case and then, hoping to clinch a sale,

offers to take the manger out for martinis. ‘No, thanks,’ the
plant manager

replies. ‘I tried alcohol once, but didn’t like it.’ Then the
salesman glances out the officer window and sees a golf course.
‘I suppose you play golf,’ says the salesman. ‘I’d like to invite
you to be

a guest at my club.’ ‘No, thanks,’ the manager says. ‘I played
golf once, but I didn’t like

it.’ Just then a young man enters the office. ‘Let me introduce
my son, Bill,’ says the plant manager.

‘Let me guess,’ the salesman replies. ‘An only child?

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