A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks: ‘What are these, Dad?’ To which the man matter-of-factly replies: ‘Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”Oh I see.’, replied the boys pensively. ‘Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.’ He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ‘Why are there 3 in this package?’.The dad replies: ‘Those are for high-school boys. One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.’ ‘Cool!’ says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks ‘Then who are these for?’ ‘Those are for college men,’ the dad answers. ‘TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.’ ‘WOW!’ exclaimed the boy; ‘Then who uses THESE?’ he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, ‘Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for……..’.

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