A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they
go onto a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops
her at her doorhe says- ‘I have had a lovely time. You looked
so beautiful, you remind meof a beautiful rambling rose. May I
call on you tomorrow ?’ She agreesand a date is made. The next
night he knocks on her doorand when she opensitshe slaps him hard
across the face. He is stunned. ‘What was that for?’he asked.
She said ‘I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia lastnight
and it said ‘Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rootingup
against a garden wall’

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