A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry
her right away. She said, ‘But we don’t know anything about each
other.’ He said, ‘That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other
as we go along.’ So she consented, and they were married, and
went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they
were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel , climbed
up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
this was followed by a three rotations in jack-knife position,
where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After
a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said,’ That was incredible!’

He said, ‘I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I
told you we’d learn more about ourselves as we went along.’So
she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towelhardly
out of breath. He said, ‘That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?’ ‘No.’ she said, ‘I was a hooker in Venice
and I worked both sides of the canal.

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