A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood

A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood… A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy hiswife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behindthe counter goes and gets an outfit. “This is $200,” she says. “I want one that’s more sheer,”says he. “This one is $350.” “I want it even more sheer than that.” “This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $500.” “I’lltake it!” The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her. Saying”Go put this on and come down to model it for me” His wife goes upstairs opens the box and thinks, “Thisthing is so see-through that the old coot won’t even noticeif I’m wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refundand he won’t know the difference. So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes apose at the top of the stairs. “So, how do you like it?” shesays. “Damn, you’d think for $500 they’d iron the damn thing.

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