A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your honor, I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.’

The judge turns to the husband an says ‘ What do you have to say in your defence?’

The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose.
‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out…whose Pepsi is it… the machine’s or mine?’

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