A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, ‘Seven feet tall, 350 lbs. 20’ penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner Brown.
The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, ‘Are you okay?’, in a very weak voice the little guy says, ‘Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?’
The big dude says, ‘When I saw the curious look on you face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me’. ‘I’m seven feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20′ penis, my testicles weight 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown.’
The small guy says, ‘Thank God!!!! I thought you said ‘Turn Around!’