A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

‘Not yet’, replied the little boy.

His mother tells him he can’t have breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he’s a little miffed, so he goes to feed the chickens and on his way he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows and on his way kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs and also kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

‘How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?’ he asks.

‘Well’, his mother says, ‘I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs, I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning either.’

Just then his father comes down for breakfast and he kicks the cat (pussey) as he’s walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, ‘Are you going to tell him, or should I?

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