A kid and his grandfather were sitting on the porch swing

A kid and his grandfather were sitting on the porch swing. Gramps lit up
a cigarette, and the kid looked at him and said, “Can I have one of
those?”

Gramps replied, “Can your dick touch your asshole?”
The kid said, “Nope.”

Gramps replied, “Then you ain’t old enough.”

A little while later, Gramps popped open a beer.The kid asked, “Can I
have one of those?”

Gramps replied, “Can your dick touch your asshole?”
The kid said, “Nope.”

Gramps said, “Then you ain’t old enough.”

A little later, the kid came out of the house with some cookies and
milk.

Gramps asked, “Can I have one of those?”

The kid replied, “Can your dick touch your asshole?”
Gramps said, “Yep!”

The kid said, “Then go fuck yourself, ’cause Grandma said these were
mine!”

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