A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2+2?!

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2+2?!

The housewife replies: “Four!”.

The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.!

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, “How much do you want it to be?”

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