A guy walks into a bar and orders an orange juice

A guy walks into a bar and orders an orange juice. The barman gives it to him and then asks, “How come you’re drinking orange juice when normally you come in here and drink 12 pints?”

The man replies, “Oh, last night I came in, had my 12 pints then went home and blew chunks!”

“That’s nothing to be ashamed of,” says the barman, “anyone would feel ill after 12 pints”

The man cries “No…you don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!”

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