A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know,
we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and
we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down
the pole Bell 3 rings and we’re ready to go on the trucks.’
‘From now on,’ he said, ‘we’re going to run this house the same
way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say
Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we’re
going to screw all night.’
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, ‘Bell
1!’ and his wife took off her clothes. ‘Bell 2,’ and his wife
jumped into bed. ‘Bell 3,’ and they began to screw.
After two minutes his wife yelled, ‘Bell 4!’
‘What’s this Bell 4?’ the husband asks.
‘More hose,’ she replied, ‘you’re nowhere near the fire!