A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside exceptfor

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside exceptfor
a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Muldoon wentto
the parish priest, saying ‘Father, the dog is dead. Could you
possiblybe saying a mass for the poor creature?’

Father Patrick told the farmer ‘No, we can’t have services for
ananimal in the church, but I’ll tell you what, there’s a newpara-denomination
down the road apiece, and no telling what theybelieve in, but
maybe they’ll do something for the animal.’

Muldoon said ‘I’ll go right now… By the way, do you think $50,000is
enough to donate for the service?’

Father Patrick replied ‘Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?

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