A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his
neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until
it’s his turn to be waited on. A man, who was already in the butcher
shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned
over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog
put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and
the butcher said, ‘How many pounds?’ The dog barked twice, so
the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then
said, ‘Anything else?’ The dog pointed to the pork chops, and
the butcher said, ‘How many?’ The dog barked four times, and the
butcher made up a package of four pork chops The dog then walked
around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse.
The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied
two packages of meat around the dog’s neck. The man, who had been
watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for
several blocks and then walked up to a house where it began to
scratch the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the
man said to the owner, ‘That’s a really smart dog you have there.’
The owner said, ‘He’s not really all that smart. This is the second
time this week he forgot his key.

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