* A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for

* A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for
a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his

habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03
p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,

the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut
extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made

with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at
his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed,

‘This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!’ ‘No, I’m sorry,’ replied the
bartender, ‘it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.

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