3 stars 3 nations (There was a Chinese man, an Italian man, and an American manon the same airplane flight. The Chinese man decided that hewas so proud of his nation that he would drop a giant brassstar over his hometown. The Italian decided to do the same,but with a silver star. And the American decided to do thesame, but with a gold star. After all three stars weredropped the men felt pretty good about themselves, and sleptfor the rest of the trip. The Chinese man got off first andwhen he got to his hometown there was a little boy crying inthe street and the man asked him what was wrong. The littleboy replied, “Something fell out of the sky and killedeveryone in town.” The Chinese man couldn’t take the guiltand killed himself. Next, the Italian man got offthe flight and when he reached his hometown there was alittle boy crying in the street. The man asked him what waswrong and he said, “Something fell out of the sky and killedeveryone in my hometown.” The Italin couldn’t take the guilteither and killed himself. Lastly, the American gotoff and when he came to his hometown there was a little boylaughing hysterically in the street. The man asked him whatwas so funny and the boy said, “My dad farted and the houseblew up!” The American keeled over in laughter and died.
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