100 Camels As US tourists in Israel

100 Camels As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sittingoutside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellowtourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he askedwhere they were from. “America,” the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.”She’s not from the States.” “Yes I am.” said the wife. He looked at her and asked, “Is he your husband?” “Yes.” she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered…. “I’ll give you 100camels for her.” The husband looked stunned, and there was along silence. Finally he replied, “she’s not for sale.” After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife askedher husband what took him so long to answer, to which thehusband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100camels back home.”

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